There is no better way to fake the success of your business than to absorb another one.  Obtaining the assets of other companies is an excellent way to lower the overall value of both companies while giving shareholders, employees, and customers the illusion that you are doing something great. Before we can get started with this great tactic, let’s take a look at how to select the right company to take over.  All you need to do is follow these three simple steps: 1.       Look for companies that are similarly aligned but of little strategic value to your organization.  In  [ Read More ]

So you’ve bid for a contract and you’ve been informed that your company will need to make an appearance in person to present the company and your proposal. This is usually ranked and compared against your competition in the bidding process. This is something you’ll need to do a number of times each year so its good to know how to give an amazing presentation that will blow the socks off your client and win that contract without promising a single thing.

Cars are an important status symbol. To look good and arrive quickly but late, you need the right set of wheels. With so many choices, it’s hard to choose something that will fit all of the needs of a corporate criminal.

As one employee falls for whatever reason, be it that they were fired, or quit, or deported to Indonesia, another employee can absorb him and take over his work.

One of the hardest things about running a company is not knowing what my employees are working on throughout the day. Instead of putting competent managers in place I gave those paper-pushing jobs to my buddies from high school so we can party in Tijuana on our ‘business retreats’. This is great, but it means the code monkeys will be writing code aimlessly unless they think someone is managing them.