What is this site all about?

On FailRun.com we are a group of highly experienced, long tenure, and wildly successful VPs and C-something-Os at various companies bringing you the best ways to build your business.  Well, that might not be 100% accurate, especially the part about being wildly successful.  We are experts in turning a successful profitable company into a mess of mismanagement, misdirection, and mistakes.  We are here to share our tried and true stories about doing whatever it takes to save a buck.  We’ll tell you how you can turn your loyal and dedicated employees against you in a fit of rage that would make Bruce Lee take two steps back.  With this website you’ll be able to look your shareholders in the eye and tell them business is booming while your CFO is in a bankruptcy meeting with receivers.

On this site we will share our stories with you in the hopes that you will use the information and run your business like a true titan of the industry.  Anyone can build an empire, even with hair like Donald Trump.  It takes a true executive to turn a profitable company upside down and soak it for all it is worth.

Each one of these articles is based on a true, real life situation that happened at a real, true life company.  However, we do have to change some of the specifics so our moronic investors don’t somehow figure out all the ways we’ve duped them into giving us million after million of investment capital.  The editors of this site have ensured that each of these tips were actually used and the results documented for your benefit.

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About the Chief Fraud Officer

the Chief Fraud Officer has wrote 5 articles on this blog.

The Chief Fraud Officer is 32 and has over 25 years of professional experience cooking the books, trading on the inside, and switching the bait. Despite all my corporate missteps I live in a Million dollar house, drive an Audi and have a winter home in Barbados.

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